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zebraphobia

/ˌzɛb.rəˈfoʊ.bi.ə/ · noun

The persistent feeling that something striped is standing just behind you, and that it is not a zebra.

Early signs

  1. Pedestrian crossings take longer than they used to.
  2. Barcodes read you.
  3. You dream in exactly two colours and wake up unsure which one you were.
  4. Venetian blinds leave marks that do not fade.
  5. You have started to count the stripes.

Stripes counted by you

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One question

Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
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